Welcome to the Front Rowers Union
Home of the real men of Rugby.
There are a couple of rule to keep in mind if you think you are upto it.
1 - A Front Row Forward shall score NO tries
2 - There shall be NO kicking by a Front Rower
3 - NO running more than 10m with the ball (as if we could)
4 - There shall be NO side stepping, unless you are showing the backs the skills they SHOULD possess.
5 - You MUST have a passionate dislike for backs
6 - NO peahearts (see rule 5)
7 - If you leave the field you must take your opposing number with you.
8 - A Front Row Forward shall not share a shout with backs unless in the company of another Front Rower.